Q: Why does one always invite ghosts to the Halloween party?
A: Because ghosts always bring the BOOS!
Q: Why did the witch go to elementary school?
A: Because she wanted to learn to SPELL!
Q: How do you know when a vampire is getting sick?
A: Because you can hear them COFFIN!
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
What's a vampire's least favorite meal?
What music do mummies like?
So for the rest of the month, at work, instead of saying, "Which doctor gets this case?" I am going to say, "
Witch doctor gets this case."
Q: What do vegetarian zombies eat?
LOL good topic... I unfortunately DON'T have Halloween jokes. This one will work:
A Skeleton walks into a bar... orders a beer and a mop ;D
Quote from: BLUEVOODU on October 19, 2022, 10:57:07 AM
LOL good topic... I unfortunately DON'T have Halloween jokes. This one will work:
A Skeleton walks into a bar... orders a beer and a mop ;D
Nice! I had forgotten about that one.
Did you hear the one about the gravedigger?
He found out that he was in a dead end career...He was always buried in his work.
What did the banshee serve with crackers at her Halloween party?
Why did the skeleton bail on seeing the scary movie?
He didn't have the GUTS to see it!
Why did the student witch have to go to elementary school?
She needed to learn to SPELL!
I thought I had a pumpkin joke, but every one of them that I could remember was just too seedy.